
Excerpt: There's plenty to be paranoid about these days.
This is what I tell myself each morning, just before I sweep my office for surveillance bugs, change all passwords and make sure David Miller is not hiding in the pantry with a meat cleaver and list of new municipal user fees.
The world has become a scary place: terrorism, crime, extreme weather, bird flu, the economic meltdown, identity theft, cancer, Fox News.
What danger lurks around the corner? Is that stranger out to get you? Has Bill O'Reilly been sent from an angry planet to harvest our organs before the mothership returns?
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