Excerpt: One industry that is sure to be stable in our trying economic times is greeting cards -- people will always need that perfect card for their weird holidays/screw-ups/thank yous/relatives in prison.

Strangely enough, there's a greeting card for pretty much every occasion. We've scoured the Web for some of the weirdest cards out there, and uncovered some gems. They're the perfect way to send the very best to that complete weirdo in your life.