Nearly naked women have sex while hiding skunk weed

Excerpt: How do you cover this in Cop-Training School?

Like what you do when you find naked women having sex and one of them pulls a bag of weed from her rectum.

Here's the story:

Panama City cops got a call about a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of Dollar General Store.

They found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a white Nissan, reports the Panama City News Herald.

After allowing the women to get dressed, the cops saw multiple white pills in the car.

The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lortab, were hers and she didn't have a prescription for them.

The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she "retrieved…from her rectum."

The marijuana was kept as evidence.

No wonder they call it "skunk weed."

And you gotta wonder, considering where she hid it: Was it laced with crack?