A Brooklyn man who stabbed his toddler in the head with a butter knife yesterday apparently impaled the tot by accident -- as he was lunging for they boy's mother.

I'm too old and boring for acid, so these days I get my trippiness on YouTube -- most recently a video of a toddler walking around in an odd, foam helmet as George Michael's "Freedom '90" plays inspiringly in the background.

Excerpt: An 87-year-old Greenville woman died Saturday after being accidentally struck by her husband in a grocery store parking lot on East North Street, a deputy coroner said.

Excerpt: Chesterfield County's Emergency Communications Center has this important message: if you call 911 by accident, don't hang up.

A 21-year-old Liberty Township man was sentenced to 13 years in prison Tuesday for beating his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter last September.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman was involved in three car accidents in less than an hour that left a total of seven vehicles damaged but she suffered only slight injuries from the series of mishaps, police said on Tuesday.

TOWN OF MCCANDLESS, Pa. -- A car crashed through a showroom window at Baierl Subaru on Monday afternoon. The accident happened just before 3 p.m. in the Town Of McCandless .

Excerpt: A woman was in critical condition Thursday after a car apparently rolled over her on Tucson's South Side, police said. The woman, 35, and her sister, 30, were standing outside of a 1998 Mercury Mystique sedan at about 8:30 a.m.

Excerpt: Michigan City Police are investigating a deadly car accident after a 15-year old was hit by a car. The accident happened just after 9 o'clock Friday night at the intersection of US 20 and Franklin Street.

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. - A woman was run over by a golf cart on the beach Monday afternoon in Volusia County. Beach Patrol officials said the woman was med-evacuated as a precaution. The woman, who has not been identified, did not have life threatening injuries from the impact.

COEYMANS --- In the horrifying seconds during which a deer hurtled toward their windshield, Heather Sherman told her family, "We're done." The deer shattered the windshield. The five passengers had no time to scream.

Excerpt: Police say a body found Sunday in a ditch near the Albuquerque Country Club may be that of a missing elderly man. The man was reported missing just minutes before two groundskeepers at the country club found the body.

Excerpt: An El Sobrante restaurant has agreed to pay $250,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by a 50-year-old woman who had the tip of her finger chopped off in a freak accident with her chair, her attorney said Thursday.

Excerpt: A school dinner lady left partially paralysed after a schoolboy playing 'tag' ran into her, has returned to court in a bid to secure hundreds of thousands of pounds in compensation.

Excerpt: Benefit fundraiser preparations are being made to aid a Good Samaritan critically injured while helping a woman with car trouble. Meantime, the recovery process continues for 28-year-old Kurt LeDell of St. Peter.

Excerpt: THREE-YEAR-OLD Mehul Kumar is lucky to be alive after being speared through the torso with a 3-foot (1 metre) iron rod. The boy, from Jharkand, India, was rushed to the hospital after he impaled himself falling off a terrace and onto a rod last week.

Excerpt: A school bus bringing dozens of students home for the beginning of spring break on Friday afternoon slammed to the ground after its back wheels fell off.

UPDATE: The man riding the motorcycle involved in the accident, Dean Munn, died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. PUNTA GORDA: I-75 has reopened after a four-vehicle crash the northbound lanes on the Peace River bridge.

Excerpt: Lighting will be turned off late at night on hundreds of miles of motorway despite an admission from the Highways Agency that a small increase in crashes is the likely result.

DAYTONA BEACH - On 17 miles of beach along the Volusia County coast, tens of thousands of sunbathers share the sand with motor vehicles. They seldom collide.

Excerpt: A brave dad who accidentally stuck himself to his kitchen floor with a nailgun laughed off his gruesome ordeal. Billy Allan, 39, was checking his powerful Max Superframer gun when he slipped and fired a four-inch nail through his hand.

PALM COAST -- God gave the 16-month-old boy a second chance at life so he could save his little brother nearly a decade later. That's what Palm Coast fifth-grader Kyle Guyzueta's mother believes.

TOKYO, Feb. 2 -- Japanese makers of electric toilet seats tricked out with warm water bidets said they are issuing fliers explaining proper use after a series of accidents.

MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A troubled local cop with a history of erratic behavior and car accidents went back on patrol on Monday. Maria Gonzalez said she will never forget her car being hit by a police car. "He could have killed people," Gonzalez said.

Excerpt: LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-- More than 125,000 crashes were caused last year by motorists with colds and flu, as new scientific research reveals the serious impact of driver illness on accident rates(2).

MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A former St. Lucie County firefighter has been arrested on charges that she took home a Melbourne man's amputated foot following a September car crash.

OCALA, Fla. -- An Ocala man's hopes of getting a good night's sleep were dashed when a car slammed into the side of a brick home and pushed the couch he was sleeping on away from the wall.

Excerpt: The U.S. Coast Guard and Mexican authorities are searching for an American woman who went missing on a cruise ship near Cancun, Mexico. Jennifer Seitz, 36, may have gone overboard.

Excerpt: Doctors performed surgery on an employee at Turri's Italian Foods after his arm was trapped up to the shoulder in a machine used to knead dough.

Excerpt: The body of a man killed in a car crash Friday was towed with the vehicle to an impound lot after a Cleveland police officer failed to inspect the car, city officials said.

A police department helicopter gets buried in 30 feet of firefighting foam after a technical glitch. --------- More Video and article: "Firefighting foam fills a Long Beach airport hangar"

Video: A man from Naugatuck, Conn., is among those to get the world's first bionic hand. ------ For more video and article on this story: "Man gets bionic hand"

BOSTON — Me-ouch! Veterinarians performed an unusual surgery to reattach the face of a cat they believe was injured by a car's fan belt, probably because she tried to stay warm under the hood.

KARLSRUHE, Germany, Nov. 4 (UPI) -- German engineers say they are developing a software program that will, for the first time, help several cars coordinate their movements to avoid an accident.